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April 2017

14 April spilling my guts

February 2017

17 February frothing
10 February pithy statements (or what happens next when you have a nervous breakdown.)
10 February to him who is fear, everything rustles

January 2017

26 January Your day in tweets for January 26, 2017
22 January love notes into the ether
5 January 2017 is going to rock socks

December 2016

10 December melancholy of the forgotten things

November 2016

11 November self-care, gratitudes, and making happy
10 November two days later
4 November remember not to die

August 2016

23 August The Art of Sentimentalism
20 August fearless
8 August The Move

July 2016

25 July fanciful delights for July 25, 2016
18 July fanciful delights for july 18, 2016

June 2016

20 June fanciful delights for june 20, 2016
12 June palindrome birthday

May 2016

1 May welcome home
1 May Gratitudes: April 25 - May 1, 2016

April 2016

30 April Fanciful Delights for April 30, 2016
25 April making it rain
24 April Gratitudes: April 18 - April 24, 2016
17 April The weight of the matter
17 April Gratitudes: April 11 - April 17, 2016
13 April shut the fuck up and be happy
10 April Gratitudes: April 4 - April 10, 2016
7 April winning of the mind, persuasion
6 April learning to breathe / projection
3 April Gratitudes: March 28 - April 3, 2016
2 April Fanciful Delights for April 2, 2016

March 2016

30 March janus - faced: on being bipolar
27 March Gratitudes: March 21 - March 27, 2016
24 March what the eff does it mean to "let it go"?
21 March C2E2 2016 - part iii (the lemon happens to still be in play)
20 March Gratitudes: March 14 - March 20, 2016
19 March C2E2 2016 - part ii (the lemon continues to be in play)
19 March Collection of Cunning Curiosities - March 19, 2016
18 March C2E2 2016 - part i (The lemon is in play)
16 March i have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
13 March your taste in men is weird
13 March Gratitudes: March 7 - March 13, 2016
12 March Collection of Cunning Curiosities - March 13, 2016
6 March Gratitudes: February 29 - March 7, 2016
3 March micacious

February 2016

28 February Gratitudes: February 22 - 28, 2016
27 February Collection of Cunning Curiosities – February 27, 2016
21 February Gratitudes: February 15 - 21, 2016
14 February Gratitudes: February 8 - 14, 2016
13 February broomball
13 February Collection of Cunning Curiosities - February 13, 2016
11 February recitations
10 February [i carry your heart with me(i carry it in]
10 February somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyond
9 February you are beautiful because you are here
8 February everything you f*cking need to know to be happy (but were afraid to ask)
7 February Gratitudes: February 1 - 7, 2016
6 February 50 Things To Do in 2016: 51 - ?
5 February 50 Things To Do in 2016: 41 - 50
4 February coursework
3 February eucatastrope
2 February and how we're guilt-stricken, sobbin' with our heads on the floor
2 February 50 Things To Do in 2016: 31 - 40
1 February 50 Things To Do in 2016: 21 - 30

January 2016

31 January All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
31 January 50 Things To Do in 2016: 11 - 20
30 January 50 Things To Do in 2016: 1 - 10
29 January your yearly update on teamharpy
25 January à la débandade
23 January ...and zombies
22 January Crazy - The Jane Austen Edition
19 January Mental Illness, Shame, and the Art of Asking - 2016 Edition
17 January doctrine of signatures
9 January Year in Review: 2015

December 2015

24 December happy holidays
19 December valhalla
14 December adventitious
14 December only you can save yourself
13 December antikythera mechanism

November 2015

29 November thursday the pug (and other accouterments)
16 November indefatigable
10 November dickensian scenes

October 2015

30 October a music historiography of boyfriends past
27 October hapax legomenon
25 October one is called love, the other is spain
24 October Collection of Cunning Curiosities - October 24, 2015
23 October Who we are but memories that we create with others and memories that we create within ourselves
23 October who knew, after all this time , what drew us together once could still be axiomatic
20 October heavy like a loaded gun
18 October in flagrante
17 October Collection of Cunning Curiosities - October 17, 2015
13 October home is where the...i have no bloody idea
12 October scrabble
10 October giving birth to the world
9 October untangle
8 October You can be gorgeous at thirty, charming at forty, and irresistible all of your life
5 October water off a duck's back
4 October META NAME="description" content="Link to me and I'll..."
3 October to handle roughly
2 October aquatic monster
1 October sunday nights are full of telly

September 2015

29 September eyes big love-crumbs
25 September time: 1:06
22 September in the woods, late at night
13 September gather your bones
12 September catastrophic

August 2015

29 August Collection of Cunning Curiosities - August 29, 2015
28 August i'll do anything to write, but, I won't do that
23 August Things I Don't Understand
22 August Collection of Cunning Curiosities - August 22, 2015
14 August things I have written
5 August What's in my bag: The Packing List
1 August Collection of Cunning Curiosities - August 1, 2015

July 2015

31 July I need to be in the town where they know what I'm like and don't mind
23 July 55 Minuts Til X-Files (2015 version)
18 July Collection of Cunning Curiosities - July 18, 2015
14 July coloring for adults
14 July montage part ii (2013)
11 July Collection of Cunning Curiosities - July 11, 2015
9 July Top 5 of Everything
7 July montage part i (2014)
6 July woo
6 July Read. Write. Everyday.
5 July in which we have reading and writing adventures
4 July Collection of Cunning Curiosities - July 4, 2015
3 July wishlists

June 2015

28 June periscope
27 June Collection of Cunning Curiosities - June 27, 2015
6 June Collection of Cunning Curiosities - June 6, 2015
1 June Things I Think About When At The Airport

May 2015

30 May Collection of Cunning Curiosities - May 30, 2015
28 May good morning Europe, good night lisa
25 May drive
24 May never be lost
1 May End of an Era

April 2015

1 April 2771.7/divorce

March 2015

28 March the teamharpy lawsuit has been settled out of court.
16 March marsupial
10 March the end of the affair

February 2015

28 February love <3
26 February vine/shuffle/jumping jack/hook
23 February Souls cannot be taken, they're large and they're loud
21 February sunshine / eye cancer
20 February post script
14 February looking for book reviewers / beta readers
11 February 40 Days: My Yearly Twitter Sabbatical
9 February momentarily on pause
7 February Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for February 7, 2015
6 February daily entry: February 5, 2015
5 February daily entry: February 4, 2015
4 February daily entry: February 3, 2015
4 February Mini-Break: The Packing List
3 February daily entry: February 2, 2015
3 February making happy: proairesis
2 February daily entry: February 1, 2015
2 February WIP: January writing schedule summary / February writing goals
1 February daily entry: January 31, 2015
1 February So Long, and Thanks for all the Pizza Crust (Part III)

January 2015

31 January daily entry: January 30, 2015
31 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for January 31, 2015
30 January daily entry: January 29, 2015
29 January daily entry: January 28, 2015
25 January State of the Lisa Address
22 January and with that, it is done
17 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for January 17, 2015
13 January Circulating Ideas: Episode 58 #code4lib
11 January here I am, don't tread on me (have a banana)
10 January saudade
10 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for January 10, 2015
3 January year in review: 2014
1 January WIP: December writing schedule summary / January writing goals

December 2014

31 December In Case You Missed It: Top Posts for 2014
30 December Year of the Spinning Mouse (or Lisa’s Grand Scheme of a Plan for Fighting Dragons)
24 December introductions, introductions
18 December done consciously and intentionally
17 December look, it stopped snowing
16 December for the case of humanity
14 December Moving Part Deux
11 December liège waffle
10 December Put A Cravat On It Part II
9 December introducing skaldic press
9 December Admin: Commenting and Contact is turned back on
3 December in the wilds

November 2014

28 November bury the lede
24 November headspace
17 November I've got you
17 November dissolution
17 November #teamharpy tweet clarification
16 November life-ring enclosure

October 2014

15 October Last Post From Throbbing Manor
10 October Ladies and Gentlemen: My Brother

September 2014

13 September There she goes
11 September I am the bitter fat chick who told you "no"
10 September Mix Tape: Rainy Wednesday and I Love You
3 September everything is true, everything is a lie

August 2014

30 August she who gives
30 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for August 30, 2014
27 August Bagged & Boarded: The Last Musketeer
26 August into which the cosmos will collapse once again
23 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for August 23, 2014
22 August call for submissions: so glad is my heart
20 August she rides the sky in a chariot drawn by the horse Hrimfaxi
20 August Bagged & Boarded: Bad Houses
16 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for August 16, 2014
15 August the 49/51 split
10 August valkyrie in reverse
9 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for August 9, 2014
7 August disappear in the sweet, sweet gaze
6 August Daily walk: First A.M.E. Community Church, 1922
4 August daily mile: art of the table/wealthy street bakery
2 August WIP: July writing schedule summary / August writing goals
2 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for August 2, 2014

July 2014

31 July the gods were listening
31 July swallowing me whole
27 July gilded tongues and pretty words
26 July Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for July 26, 2014
19 July Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for July 19, 2014
18 July daily walk: sugar maple drive
17 July notes for cabinet particulier, part iv: draft of first chapter completed
17 July Drunk Cabin Time
16 July notes for cabinet particulier, part iii: sorting the research
16 July 3 More + 16 Years: The Chronicles Of A Girl Online
15 July the gods ruffled their skirts
14 July writerly influence
12 July daily walk: the floating head tree
12 July Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for July 12, 2014
11 July TheHusband came in and told me how much he appreciated me and is encouraging of my work. I am noting this as I am naturally suspicious.
8 July quote: Ellen Klages On Google Research
6 July WIP: July writing schedule
5 July daily walk: Bear Paw Pizza
5 July Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for July 5, 2014
4 July daily walk: Pyramid Point
3 July daily walk: bangkok taste
2 July Bagged & Boarded: In Real Life
2 July daily walk: pineapple on plinths
1 July daily walk: pleasant park
1 July Writer How To: my writer website part ii

June 2014

30 June Writer How To: my writer website part i
30 June daily walk: meyer may house
29 June i can't live at this speed
29 June Writer How To: the writer's website
28 June Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for June 28, 2014
26 June daily walk: pause
25 June Bagged & Boarded: Captain Marvel, Vol. 1: In Pursuit of Flight
25 June daily walk: steam punk pig in a tree
24 June daily walk: welcome to my neighorhood
23 June we're bound away at the break of day
22 June make your bed
21 June Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for June 21, 2014
20 June Recipe: White Bread (Throbbing Manor variation)
17 June shoes
14 June Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for June 14, 2014
12 June Towel Birthday: Now I am 42
12 June A Husband's Lament To His WIfe On Her Birthday
11 June Bagged & Boarded: Athos in America
8 June eat all the things
7 June Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for June 7, 2014
7 June mechanical repetition of previously received ideas or images

May 2014

31 May Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for May 31, 2014
24 May Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for May 24, 2014
21 May fyrene dracen on þam lyfte fleogende
20 May OAK/SFO: The Packing List
19 May Taking A Gap Year To Write A Book
18 May attending shenanigans
17 May Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for May 17, 2014
4 May May The 4th Be With You: 13 Years + 4 More
2 May A coil of rope worn over the shoulder by smugglers
1 May small perfect moments need recording too, part II

April 2014

30 April small perfect moments need recording too
29 April always on
26 April Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 26, 2014
24 April Transparency and Heartbleed
23 April RDU: The Packing List
20 April making happy: to absterge
19 April Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 19, 2014
18 April quote: Douglas Adams on Grand Rapids, MI
12 April Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 12, 2014
12 April familiaritas obscenitas
9 April góða tungl
5 April Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 5, 2014

March 2014

29 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for March 29, 2014
22 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for March 22, 2014
20 March video: Pure Michigan's version of Grand Rapids
19 March image: That's not quite what I meant Google
17 March video: Die Hard With Pugs
16 March gratus animus
15 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for March 15, 2014
14 March quote: mouth shapes and "o" faces
14 March video: A long time ago, we used to be friends
13 March linkage: A moat, dungeon, and turrets? Becoming lady of the manor
12 March Bagged & Boarded: Agent Gates and the Secret of Devonton Abbey
11 March the symbol of the thing in the thing itself
10 March linking: Defined Lines: Wanna landing strip? You'd better get ripped
10 March quotidian victories
9 March Recipe: Vegan Nutella
8 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for March 8, 2014
6 March Bookstores and Questionable Steakhouses
5 March A moment of disclosure
4 March 40 Days and 40 Nights: Taking a vacation from social media
2 March in like a lion
1 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for March 1, 2014

February 2014

25 February queen's cushion
24 February nippy sweetie
22 February Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for February 22, 2014
15 February Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for February 15, 2014
8 February Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for February 8, 2014
3 February boats against the current
2 February So Long, and Thanks for all the Pizza Crust (Part II)
1 February So Long, and Thanks for all the Pizza Crust (Part I)

January 2014

25 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for January 25, 2014
24 January Left Hip Action
20 January Secret Oaths to Persephone
18 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: January 18, 2014
16 January About that job description
13 January On the Occasion of TheHusband's 35th Birthday
12 January but mostly it's uplifting
11 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for January 11, 2014
10 January Queen of the Pussy Posse
9 January Fibonacci Sequins
7 January his last bow
6 January The doctrine that all things ultimately tend towards good, although the means by which this comes about may be evil, unpleasant, unfortunate, etc
5 January That roams around the world
4 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for January 4, 2014
2 January Kalendae Januariae: 2014's Goals
1 January Sick of Shadows

December 2013

31 December Bonne Annee
29 December notes for cabinet particulier, part ii: History of Edwardian postcards
28 December Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: December 28, 2013
27 December notes for cabinet particulier, part i
26 December attracts doves and repells dragons
25 December Happy Svein Forkbeard Day!
23 December Fucked Up College Kids
22 December rubricae
21 December Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes December 21, 2013
20 December on dit, or it is said
19 December Preface
18 December May The Lemon Be With You
17 December Tips on being Canadian
16 December On the Occasion of Jane Austen's 238th Birthday
15 December Coffee, Tea, Cocoa
14 December Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes December 14, 2013
13 December god did the detroit hustle
12 December a place to call home
11 December Put a cravat on it
10 December "Do you have the balls to wear it?"
9 December “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”
8 December I am concealing many things; that is what a lady does
7 December Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes December 7, 2013
6 December mondo bizarro
5 December practical uses for a bidet
4 December þam þe hi ær ahte
3 December Happiness according to Cabin Pressure
3 December on making happy
2 December Howard Roarke Laughed. Again.
1 December Tattoo U

November 2013

30 November Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: November 30, 2013
29 November On the occasion of giving thanks
28 November Rex Totius Britanniae
27 November Oseberg ship's head
26 November The Bell Jar, the book cover, and mental illness
25 November Reader::Writer
24 November somewhere in her mind it's always raining a slow and endless drizzle
23 November Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for November 23, 2013
22 November On the Occasion of Doctor Who's 50th Birthday
21 November Code of Conduct, Code4Lib, Lib Tech Gender, and My Vagina - Oh my!
20 November anatomy of a website: part ii
19 November anatomy of a website: part i
18 November The art of judging character or telling a person's fortune from the forehead or face
17 November with nuts
16 November Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for November 16, 2013
15 November I have a vagina, watch me use a computer
14 November jewel in the realm
13 November brain freeze ice freeze
12 November chocolate, chicago, train
11 November jolly hockey sticks
10 November thank you for reading
9 November Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: November 9, 2013
8 November Don't Stop Believin'
7 November scary house with the wild front yard
6 November My Top 3 Future Husbands
5 November what jail is like
4 November Librarians, Gender, and Tech: Moving the Conversation Forward
3 November MRY: The Packing List
2 November Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: November 2, 2013
1 November Kalendae Januariae: November Update

October 2013

30 October Live Action Sexual Harassment
27 October Of broken bricks and forgotten combs
26 October Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: October 26, 2013
22 October Indy, Chicago, Chicago, and Chicago: The Packing Lists
21 October a drink that gives one courage
20 October weekenders on our own, it's such fun
19 October Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: October 19, 2013
17 October Subscriptions now working
15 October in the forever now
12 October we were all waving flags
12 October Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: October 12, 2013
11 October To collect or not to collect, that is the question: part i
10 October two pints of lager and a packet of crisps
5 October Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: October 5, 2013

September 2013

29 September Conversations with TheHusband on Writing
29 September la princesa de los Ingenios
28 September Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: September 28, 2013
21 September Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: September 21, 2013
15 September My history's mysteries, curios, and future delightfulments
14 September Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: September 14, 2013
10 September frequency ranges and spatial distributions
7 September Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: September 7, 2013
4 September Bagged & Boarded: Developing and Promoting Graphic Novel Collections
3 September the falls of the gods
1 September In which we buy a cabin

August 2013

31 August she-bear
31 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: August 31 2013
28 August Cabinet of Curiosities
25 August Magnificent men and their flying machines
24 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: August 24, 2013
21 August In which I'm dreaming dreams, I'm scheming schemes, I'm building castles high
20 August the world is created from his body, or a quiet little revolution
17 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: August 17, 2013
16 August In which the dog hate pees, my boyfriend shows up, and thehusband admits he has no sense of humour
10 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: August 10, 2013
8 August receives wicked men after their death
7 August i wandered lonely as a cloud
6 August If you see a red flag, run
4 August One Who Guesses Right
3 August Life is Beautiful (Sometimes)
3 August Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: August 3, 2013
2 August licked out of ice
1 August i would prefer not to
1 August Exposition Universelle

July 2013

27 July Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: July 27, 2013
20 July Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: July 20, 2013
16 July Recipe: Slow Cooked Moroccan Stew
13 July Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: July 13, 2013
3 July A Woman's Right to Shoes: Thoughts on Being Childfree

June 2013

29 June Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: June 29, 2013
23 June holding up a corner of the sky
22 June Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: June 22, 2013
20 June My #ALA2013 (Social) Schedule
16 June One of the 12 names of Odin
15 June Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: June 15, 2013
8 June Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: June 8, 2013
1 June Minor Reno
1 June Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: June 1, 2013

May 2013

25 May Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: May 25, 2013
18 May Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: May 18, 2013
13 May Conference Summary: Punk Rock Librarianship at ACRL
11 May Conference Summary: MLA Applied Technologies & Trends Workshop
11 May Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: May 11, 2013
10 May Librarians as Doctor Who: A Wrap Up of C2E2
9 May Anniversary Weekend: In Pictures
4 May May the 4th Be With You: Happy Anniversary
4 May Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: May 4, 2013

April 2013

27 April Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: April 27, 2013
24 April The Drugs Don't Work
22 April Happy Anniversary: Downpour on My Soul 17 Years Later
21 April MSP: The Packing List - The Return
20 April Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: April 20, 2013
13 April Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: April 13, 2013
8 April My #ACRL2013 Schedule
7 April An Act In Three Images
6 April To Hair or Not to Hair, That is the Question
6 April Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: April 6, 2013
2 April The Site's Tale (A foray into the tech abyss)

March 2013

31 March Five Copper Bawdy House
31 March Exit, Pursued by a Bear is back!
30 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: March 30, 2013
28 March Summary of LibTechConf 2013
25 March Dragon who sits on the treasure
23 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: March 23, 2013
22 March Wanna get involved in LITA?: An Experiment
17 March MSP: The Packing List
16 March Temporary Digs
16 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: March 16, 2013
9 March Wolf who fills himself with all who die and will swallow the heavenly bodies
9 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: March 9, 2013
4 March Introducing Graphicdemia: Collecting Comics and Graphic Novels in Academia
3 March Mental Illness, Shame, and The Art of Asking
2 March Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: March 2, 2013

February 2013

24 February Better living through chemistry, round two: Sunday
24 February Better living through chemistry, round two: Saturday
23 February Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: February 23, 2013
16 February Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: February 16, 2013
9 February Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: February 9, 2013
2 February Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: February 2, 2013

January 2013

26 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: January 26, 2013
20 January Discoursing on the Beeb
19 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: January 19, 2013
12 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: January 12, 2013
8 January Crab Canapes and Christmas Pudding
6 January Chef's Special
6 January Beta Readers: Anatomy of a Tart
6 January Anatomy of a Tart
5 January Beta Readers: New story is up
5 January Dark Chocolate Raisins
5 January A Little Reminder
5 January Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: January 5, 2013
4 January Let's Be Pen Pals
3 January Macdubhsith
2 January Kalendae Januariae: teh interwebs
1 January Kalendae Januariae: Year of the written word

December 2012

31 December Wulf-monath
31 December Kalendae Januariae : 2013 will be the year of creativity (even if it kills me)
31 December Kalendae Januariae: Buy Nothing in 2013
30 December Thanks Awfully, You Old Thing
29 December Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes: December 29, 2012
29 December Lithos
26 December The Mysterious Case of the Attack of the Sads
26 December Lisa reads Pride and Prejudice: Chapter 1
22 December Stars formed out of its sparks
18 December The Best of Days
16 December Live Blogging the Ritalin Experiment: Sunday
15 December Live blogging the Ritalin experiment: Saturday
14 December Maiden guarding the bridge over the river Gjoll (Hello, Ritalin)
8 December So, You Want to Become a Librarian/Archivist: 2012 edition

November 2012

7 November Elections 2012: Together, united
4 November Uppity Women (NaNoWriMo Day #4)
3 November Why (white) men should not (mostly) write about gender disparity in technology
3 November Need vs Want
2 November Serpent gnawing at the roots of Yggdrasil
2 November NaNoWriMo: Day #1
1 November First Maker of Poetry: NaNoWriMo 2012

October 2012

3 October She who sits foremost

September 2012

17 September Appointed guardian of the mead of poetry (and chunky jam)
13 September Brevis in longo
12 September Looking for alpha/beta readers
11 September Thruster, Mover, Inciter
11 September Precious or costly things
7 September Those who fight alone, good warrior
6 September Bumps in the midnight

August 2012

13 August Sunday Fits and Starts
12 August The Hours (6 Weeks and Counting)
11 August Instagram: Visiting mother at the physical rehab joint.
11 August Instagram: Guinness. Nectar of the gods.
10 August Instagram: Someone wants belly rubs!
8 August Instagram: She'll shank you for crust.
8 August Insecticide! (Or how I may die)
8 August Instagram: This Tshirt arrived today! #Avengers
8 August Instagram: A week! Yay!
7 August Instagram: She's on top of pillow mountain and the fan is directed on her; life is good for the Pug.
7 August Instagram: Twice a day, we change the dressing, saline the hell out of the wound, let it air dry, and then rebandage.
6 August Things I may or may not have learned
6 August Instagram: 5 days difference! Looking good!
5 August Instagram: This looks so much better!
3 August Instagram: The pug is cuddling my leg.
2 August Instagram: My "walking boot" in which I can do no walking or weight bearing for another 2 weeks.
2 August Instagram: Scene from S1E1 of the rebooted #doctorwho. I'm betting there are other sly nods in the Olympics to TheDoctor.
2 August This is where the cut the fascia of my tendon to lengthen it.
2 August We have to change the dressing 2x a day. This is how deflated my calf is after 5 wks of no movement.
1 August Instagram: You WILL give me those fries. Or else.
1 August Instagram: And this is the other side.
1 August Instagram: Not for the squeamish.

July 2012

31 July Instagram: This is a MINI plugged into my #TARDIS USB hub.
31 July Instagram: Which one of you awesome people sent me this?!?!
29 July Instagram: Dead or pugged?
28 July Instagram: Give me your Italian ice or, it's not Evian so I won't drink it.
28 July Instagram: Pug on ground
28 July Instagram: My ridiculous hat (as TheHusband calls it)
28 July Instagram: Over the shoulder pug.
28 July One is silver, the other gold
27 July Governing body: July 2012
25 July Instagram: FINALLY! Mountain Lion! #osx
23 July Instagram: Where's the pug?
23 July It was a dark and stormy comic
18 July I may or may not quit you
16 July Tragedy in the style of the Greeks

June 2012

21 June Information literacy scavenger hunt and plagiarism
13 June Spider-Fly
13 June And it slows, but for a dream
12 June The Summer Tale

May 2012

31 May Instagram: Cambridge University Library
31 May Instagram: Library card
31 May Instagram: Heart of Cambridge
31 May Instagram: Trinity College, Cambridge
31 May Instagram: Shakespeare's Globe Theatre
29 May Instagram: National Gallery
29 May Instagram: Popped over to have tea with the queen. Apparently she was a bit busy. Boo.
29 May Instagram: Palace of Westminster
29 May Instagram: Southwark Cathedral, built in 660CE
29 May Instagram: Westminster Abbey
16 May Cross-stitch is not for the weak
10 May Why I choose The Avengers over #TEDxGR
6 May If not then, then now
5 May Super Moon
2 May Bagged & Boarded: The Best American Comics 2011
1 May 50 Lengths of Cable Ties

April 2012

30 April Bone chips and Felix
25 April Bagged & Boarded: House of Night
20 April Commonwealth of Lisa
9 April The Caravaggio Project
8 April Watch out for the falling divs
8 April It's all about the hair.
4 April angry girl is angry

March 2012

26 March the perfect storm
12 March Day 13: Tales of the Blue Monarch Unlocked
11 March Day 12: Unlocked
10 March Day 12: A few weeks of fail

February 2012

January 2012

1 January Magic, dreams, and wonderful, gorgeous mistakes

December 2011

28 December The Fragility of All Things
27 December …Who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid*
26 December So I asked the Internet to trim my tree – Day 9 (@darksatinkitten, @srj68, and @canuklibrarian)
26 December The merry bells are jingling
25 December So I asked the Internet to trim my tree – Day 8 (@librarianearp, @unrealsnow, and @kindredwolf)
24 December So I asked the Internet to trim my tree – Day 7 (@wonderfulone, @libscenester, and @mrsfridaynext)
23 December So I asked the Internet to trim my tree – Day 6 (MIL, @shinyinfo, and @papersquared)
22 December So I asked the Internet to trim my tree – Day 5 (@unixgoddesskate + @ashuping)

November 2011

29 November Excessively Diverting at Detroit Urban Craft Fair
5 November Panic in the Streets of Grand Rapids: Conversations about mother (part iii)
4 November conversations about mother (part ii)
3 November invasion of the barbarians: safe space
2 November A charming man
1 November The Lisa Chronicles Has Moved
1 November Amsterdam – Pimp City: musings on social networking

September 2011

9 September The meat eating vegan

August 2011

17 August Wednesday the Pug Watches Over All
15 August Things are a changin’
8 August Chaingang: August 8, 2011
1 August Chaingang: August 1, 2011

July 2011

29 July Excessively Diverting & Team Librarian are heading to Maker Faire: Detroit!
25 July Chaingang: July 25, 2011
18 July Chaingang: July 18, 2011
11 July Le mie passioni, parte 3: Gardening
4 July Chaingang: July 4, 2011

June 2011

May 2011

28 May Morris Street Project: May 21, 2011
27 May Le mie passioni, parte 2: Penguin Books
26 May Patron Saint of Piercings
26 May Le mie passioni, parte I: European dream
21 May Morris Street Project: May 14, 2011
14 May Morris Street Project: May 7, 2011
12 May To Read: Discworld Project
11 May Conversations About Mother (part i)
11 May Rough Sketch
7 May Morris Street Project: April 30, 2011
6 May Morris Street Project: April 17, 2011
4 May May the Fourth Be With You

April 2011

17 April Morris Street Project: April 09, 2011
11 April A Blog With An Identity Crisis
10 April Of flying cars and saucer rides
10 April Throbbing Manor – Gardens
9 April Morris Street Project: March 19, 2011

March 2011

31 March Five minutes in heaven
24 March 136 different kinds of weather

February 2011

2 February SnowMIGeddon 2011: 14″ and still falling
1 February Throbbing Manor: Exterior, Backyard (during, staged)

January 2011

29 January Throbbing Manor: Bootlegger’s Ballroom (before)
28 January Throbbing Manor: Living Room (during)
27 January Throbbing Manor: Dining Room (during)
25 January Throbbing Manor: Exterior (during, staged)
24 January Throbbing Manor: Master Suite (during, with some furniture)
23 January Throbbing Manor: Hotel (during)
22 January Throbbing Manor: Master Suite (Before)
21 January Throbbing Manor: Living Room (during)
20 January Throbbing Manor: Justin’s Office (before)
19 January Throbbing Manor: Solarium (during)
19 January Introducing Throbbing Manor
2 January Lisa vs the Laundry Anonymous

December 2010

2 December A gentle reminder: Ho. Ho. Ho. (Holiday Card Exchange, 2010)

November 2010

28 November New Moo Cards
24 November Giving Thanks
22 November To: Consume: Recipe – Guinness Steak Pie
18 November Lower 48
18 November Cherry Bomb
8 November Collection: 11/08/2010
6 November [Contest]: Pick the literacy foundation for donations from Excessively Diverting!
6 November [Excessively Diverting] Excessively Diverting is open!
2 November [Excessively Diverting] First it begins with an idea…then all hell breaks loose
2 November Collection: 11/02/2010

October 2010

28 October Ho. Ho. Ho. (Holiday card exchange + Lisa's M-Fing Holiday Mix, 2010)
26 October Collection: 10/26/2010
22 October Wanted: Your (used, well loved, weeded, no longer needed) books
20 October I iz a level 2 professional librarian, for realz
18 October Collection: 10/18/2010
15 October Rated SFW: Reimagining the librarian stereotype through porn.*

September 2010

28 September To: Lingua – Warning: Contains strong verbs! (And no dangling ;'s either!)
27 September To: Enlighten – Allergies are not for the win edition
17 September The "To:Be" Project: An Intro
14 September To: Travel – Honeymoon, Part I: Paris (May 12-16, 2010)
12 September To: Consume – Shark Cake!
11 September Everyone should have a god and Byron is mine: new blog headers
10 September Don't Stop Believing: Prom @ ALA '11. #alaprom

August 2010

19 August Lisa Marie Rabey: Founder, CEO, President of Evil Temptresse's INC.
14 August To: Consume: Recipe – The Throbbing’s Granola Mix
13 August To: Make: Knitting – iTardis, an iPod cozy (v1.0)
10 August Reviews: Books: Rude Awakenings of a Jane Austen Addict #everythingausten
7 August To: Consume: Craft THIS!, Martha
7 August The Lisa Chronicles: What's in a name?

July 2010

28 July Summer/Time
26 July To: Read: One Day
16 July Biblyotheke: A Meme. (Look into a thought process.)
15 July To: Read: Jane and the Unpleasantness at Scargave Manor #everythingausten
12 July KEEP CALM and LIBRARY ON #KCaLO
9 July Storm clouds and bendy trees
2 July Everything Austen II: The Jane Austen Challenge #everythingausten
1 July Naked Librarians: ALA 10 Unplugged. #ala10 (Part I.)

June 2010

13 June May the 4th Be With You: Lisa and Justin got married.

May 2010

16 May Honeymoon: Paris to Bruxelles
9 May The Throbbing’s Wedding Mix

March 2010

10 March Dear internets: please help me plan our honeymoon [Poll]

February 2010

20 February were most of your stars out? : a conspectus on writing part i
14 February A poem and a billet-doux
14 February Pug Will Tear Us Apart (Again) – A Valentine's Day Ode

January 2010

31 January about:lisa, circa 2010

December 2009

4 December A room of one's own.
4 December that's entertaining
1 December New Crack: Condo Porn via House Hunters International

November 2009

20 November Booksellers v. Librarians: GO!
11 November The consequences of world domination.

May 2009

April 2009

9 April Feast or Famine: back to Twitter after 40 days

March 2009

February 2009

25 February 40 Days (and nights) without Twitter.

January 2009

15 January A recap, an update, and the like.

December 2008

9 December I'm leaving G-Rap - come say good-bye and give me presents.

November 2008

25 November Be suspicious of Women…
8 November Google/Wikipedia: Re-inventing the damned wheel.

October 2008

21 October Internet rockstar for all of 5.2 seconds
21 October NPR's All Songs Considered Mix on Pandora
7 October a brief and quick update
3 October reviews: music: bloc party – intimacy

September 2008

27 September reviews: books: When Will There Be Good News?
27 September reviews: books: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
12 September Library smut
12 September reviews: books: Librarians engaging in “personal intercourse.” #librarydayinthelife
8 September I wanna be your punk rock curator

August 2008

26 August PFT Book Club: An introduction and a Review (#3): Vile Bodies
23 August Those librarians, they sure do know how to party
6 August Friends don't let friends waste wine when there's stories to sell
2 August Reviews: Books: Break, break of dawn

July 2008

31 July Material World: Well, whores will have their trinkets
29 July Meijering at night.
26 July It's a nice day for a white wedding.
24 July Smokers outside the hospital doors
17 July Tweet tweet: Lisa 2.0 or something very similar.
15 July Stuff White People Like: White is the new black

April 2007

10 April My Dentist Says I have Hot’n’Sexy Teeth

January 2007

23 January third person

October 2006

26 October Returneth. Sorta.

September 2006

9 September sassy skirt seeks alliterative ally

July 2006

21 July but i digress

June 2006

27 June About: Lisa

October 2005

4 October culture shock

May 2005

31 May hot date

June 2004

2 June Yet another comes over to the darkside

May 2004

15 May https://exitpursuedbyabear.net/diary/16649/
10 May To the right

April 2004

30 April In which Lisa waffles and talks a lot of smack
27 April Two week proprietary rights
26 April And of course, the story.
22 April Gentlemen prefer blonds but Gentlemen marry Brunettes
21 April Addendum
17 April Patrick Update
17 April Changing of the Guard and Why women and men cannot really, be friends.
15 April Can you keep a secret?
10 April Surrealistic Cookie Munching
10 April Get Thee to [a] nunnery!

March 2004

February 2004

21 February que tu t'amuses!
19 February In true lisa fashion
10 February I'm a naughty little minx
6 February valentine's day

January 2004

23 January [patrick-free post] the diamond girls
21 January Valentines Day crap (Patrick-Free post)
14 January "Souvenirs are not included in this trip."
8 January Another one for the the "WTF?" file

December 2003

30 December Gone Like the Wind
29 December love, actually
21 December damn you, Freud!

October 2003

24 October I have loved you for 15 years!: Miguel Part IX
22 October On the road again
22 October housecleaning
22 October International diss Lisa day
22 October shecanreadshecanread
22 October Everytime we hopped out of the cab, he’d walk next to me: Miguel Part VIII
22 October King of the Road: Miguel Part VII
21 October Retrograde Motion: Miguel Part VI
20 October The nextel customer you are trying to reach is currently unavailable: Miguel Part V
20 October Up and down memory lane we went: Miguel Part IV
19 October The Games are About To Begin: Miguel Part III
19 October The lamb being lead to the slaughter: Miguel Part II
18 October sWEeT dreams
17 October socks break: Miguel Part I
16 October Because I am bored and sick of homework
12 October insecurity
8 October ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
6 October In which Lisa has committment issues
1 October la di da
1 October tahoebean update

September 2003

29 September porn star pussy
28 September half a world away
28 September i have NO idea
25 September Yet another reason why men are idiots
23 September In which Lisa conducts an experiement
23 September Lisa is a badddddd girl aka The Bad Ass Girl in French Class
19 September lisa is a THIN mod girl
18 September Interesting
15 September The Boy Across the Sea or Beware of the strong silent types

August 2003

26 August henry rollins' fans
25 August UUnet gene pool
21 August kill slit tingle's throat
20 August Um, okay.
16 August Okay guys, need your help
16 August the tao of lisa
16 August with apologies to the person i posted this to...
15 August Will Rome fall to their lustful excesses?
14 August grrump
14 August fuck shit goddamnit
13 August re: don't shut me out
12 August update on re: don't shut me out
12 August There is a new sherrif in town
11 August mon-aye
9 August the end of the part time girlfriend
6 August song was unintentional, i swear!
5 August streaming
1 August lots to update
1 August stolen from dojie

July 2003

30 July holy christ on a crutch
30 July i want to rip someones head off and fucking feed their intestines to my dogs
29 July And he continues
29 July I should start a page on Yahoo shannigans
25 July well, color me shocked
23 July um, okay.
22 July feeling very fucked
18 July nightly thoughts
17 July Here is the email from my Theology professor
11 July It's the End of the World as we know it...
8 July about last night...
6 July St. Lisa: Patron saint of tattoos, piercings, fags and married men
3 July I'm sick of spending these lonely nights training myself not to care

June 2003

25 June I'm locking this in case someone gets snoopy

May 2003

29 May at the airport
27 May collegiate life
25 May as i told kethryvis when I saw an updated picture of one of the guys i was going to meet up with via my personal ad
23 May Birthday Cards
14 May volvo driving soccer mom
10 May AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
9 May cracked halo
8 May I'm no longer slinging coffee for jesus.
4 May sex and the single girl

April 2003

26 April shoulda fucking known!
20 April lisa of nazareth
19 April At Bay
18 April pet peeve
11 April little orphan lisa
10 April Not Casual Thrusday
8 April Europe for Tall people
8 April Lisa's an Idiot
1 April um okay
1 April Daniel Cleaver

March 2003

February 2003

26 February on arthritis
22 February funny thing happened on the way to the forum
18 February non-sequitor trivia
18 February It's all for you baby.
17 February Yes, there is a reason why guests smell after three days
11 February in a mood

January 2003

27 January hubris
25 January 25th Hour
24 January into a ravine
23 January Tale of three men
20 January i.am.canadian
7 January welcome to my world (part duex)
1 January shit.

December 2002

31 December happy new years eve
26 December in between
24 December (#*)(*#@)_#(_@)(#@_+_!@)
23 December Pussy Whipped Men
18 December niche
12 December my first apartment
10 December please forgive me
9 December she's got looks that kill

November 2002

30 November predictions and journals
21 November mysterious twin
19 November cut-off point
4 November english motherfucker, do you speak it
3 November the sun also rises

September 2002

13 September drama update
13 September lost my O: so fuck everyone

July 2002

June 2002

23 June when we were kids
21 June harder, better, faster, stronger
20 June Infatuated with a lunatic and cornered by the muse
19 June when we two parted
12 June thirty

May 2002

April 2002

9 April spring cleaning!

March 2002

21 March tears
14 March memory lane

February 2002

24 February pink and red
21 February Heaven Is
20 February hell
19 February five year plan
11 February high and dry
11 February update

December 2001

24 December happy xmas eve
7 December warm weather
4 December busy as a bee

November 2001

27 November usenet oldies
27 November shadow boxer
26 November drugco
24 November reverb
19 November about a girl
12 November 11.13.01
5 November 6290
3 November pro·crash·ti·na·tion. not a choice but a lifestyle.
3 November B-
1 November Bernice Preiss

October 2001

30 October tuesday
30 October enough
25 October heroin is so passe
24 October NaNoWriMo
20 October house of leaves
18 October Done Done Done!
16 October sonohysterogram
14 October today and everyday
13 October hot money
9 October amusing spam
9 October go leafs!
8 October here there and everywhere
1 October White Christmas

September 2001

30 September single solidarity
28 September listserve at listserve dot edu
27 September things get even better
27 September the fun never stops
26 September this is why i will never ever do system admin for a living.
26 September maynard!
26 September are you gothic/alternative or trendy?
26 September not j-pop!
24 September Mike is God
21 September infuriatingly stupid
11 September silence
10 September dance dance revolution
9 September alan
5 September electric fried eel
4 September fire woman
2 September mother, may i

August 2001

28 August the real me
23 August pictures galore
19 August coming soon

July 2001

8 July segue

May 2001

April 2001

March 2001

31 March we make party
27 March for each other
19 March new digs!
4 March go braves!
3 March dear old mom

February 2001

28 February d-day
27 February about
26 February that prep school bitch
25 February Passion for Food
25 February white trash party
14 February happy fucking valentine's day
10 February hannibal
3 February $17K dollar tax mistake
1 February apology

January 2001

28 January sadness you crave
16 January bow down, for i am enabled
9 January shining sky
8 January resolution #7
7 January stand tall girl
2 January new years resolutions
1 January year in review: 2000

November 2000

11 November memory lane

September 2000

30 September music non-stop
27 September autumn in virginia
26 September this is my story and i'm sticking to it
23 September kmart is just so goff
22 September i'm a star baby
21 September sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
20 September pink grapefruit
19 September insomnia strikes again
12 September some people collect thimbles, i collect domain names
11 September any given monday
5 September anxiety
4 September hi
2 September why the internet sucks

August 2000

July 2000

28 July An Open Letter to MTV
23 July bodice rippers
19 July barnes and noble
15 July a new psychosis
12 July a new beginning
9 July moe sucks
8 July those crazy russians
6 July wow, i haven't been fucked like that since grade school
5 July z104!!

June 2000

29 June sleepy bye bye
26 June ranting: or why i'm getting annoyed with the whole "generation x" feel good books, websites, cutesy domain names and anything else i can think of
18 June home by ikea
17 June not justin
16 June 6/16/2000 12:18:22 AM
11 June birthday countdown part deux
4 June birthday countdown

May 2000

April 2000

23 April and why are you here
18 April river
17 April bare feet
16 April penderbrook ho'
15 April hey piggy piggy
14 April htmlNOT
13 April mommy
9 April it's snowing!
5 April bh90210
4 April the man who
3 April in the pink
1 April 2 AM

March 2000

28 March cheap and easy
19 March high fidelity
6 March declined

February 2000

28 February size does matter
27 February spring cleaning
23 February aesthetics
13 February glitches
6 February um. yep.

January 2000

15 January i wanna be adored

December 1999

26 December hope floats (well sorta)
25 December Merry Fucking Christmas
16 December la pictures
14 December pr0n
13 December starry night
12 December non sequitur
9 December copy run start
7 December rants and raves

November 1999

30 November news
4 November Thank Yous

October 1999

22 October i'm in love
9 October Phoenix, AZ
8 October Getting the Fuck Out of California
5 October rhubarb
3 October I don't feel right, I've got a crack in my heart

September 1999

26 September GeekChyk
21 September love
17 September oh L'amour
15 September she's quaking
12 September boredom
8 September mom's birthday

August 1999

30 August lisa the geek
20 August i sold my soul for a playstation
16 August make you sweat
15 August i've been /'d
8 August if i can move it with you
1 August i keep coming back

July 1999

June 1999

29 June livin' la vida loca
28 June swf iso swm who is tall and funny but never grumpy
27 June simon templar
25 June why
24 June you are SUCH my bitch
23 June will of steel
22 June quickie
19 June bedhead
18 June 19 Days
16 June 7:37am
15 June muzak
14 June i dream of you
12 June Happy Birthday To Me
11 June internet relationships: the good, the bad, and the ugly
10 June this much i know is true
8 June home is where the heart is
7 June the pill vs the springhill mining disaster
6 June Countdown
4 June Happy Birthday
3 June 404 Not Found
2 June little mikey norton

May 1999

April 1999

19 April short but sweet
15 April astrix love
9 April true confessions

March 1999

30 March fsck
18 March new style
17 March save me the waltz
12 March voices trapped in yearning
10 March balls
6 March tainted love
1 March happiness

February 1999

26 February keep clear
21 February sick
14 February strange currencies
8 February Open letter to the hacking community, from Adam Penenberg
8 February wired, se7en, and me
7 February tax time

January 1999

31 January Do I look like a fucking people person?
30 January Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
26 January A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
24 January Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
23 January still breathing
20 January skool
18 January pussy galore
17 January amazon bitch queen
12 January Five months from today...
3 January beautiful dreamer

December 1998

18 December When I wake up, in my makeup
14 December Lisa 2000
8 December keep right
7 December defrost
2 December it's clear

November 1998

29 November issues, matters and concerns
25 November and now for something you'll really enjoy
22 November intermission
19 November badda boom, badda bang
16 November i am the hunter
15 November under construction
12 November props
11 November dropping eggs
8 November i don't need yours because i have one of my own
2 November that's great it starts
1 November all saints day

October 1998

29 October definitions
27 October black metallic
24 October i've got the knack!
20 October this one goes out to the one i love
15 October unable to locate the installation log file
14 October logitech mouseware
7 October management reserves the right to change without notice
6 October fun with quick cams
5 October smart, sexy, fabulous
3 October fixed memories
2 October big sister is watching you
1 October slack

September 1998

29 September i'm da man
28 September shiny happy people
27 September talk about the passion
21 September hi! my name is suzie (homemaker)

August 1998

18 August miss me?
2 August ovaries for sale

July 1998

30 July worth a 1000 words
29 July fiction baby
28 July search me baby
27 July animal farm
25 July the maytag repair man
24 July everything's gone green
22 July champagne wishes and caviar dreams
18 July swimming
17 July analog girl living in a digital world
16 July lassie come home

May 1998

17 May great big nature hunt
6 May happiness, more or less

April 1998

March 1998

23 March Music: Soothes the savage beast

January 1998

20 January the un-moral animal

April 1997

24 April kalamazoo
13 April break and submit

January 1997

19 January death

December 1996

22 December nuffin'
19 December nothing