It seems serendipitous the morning I buy a lotto ticket for the $353M lottery, I read about a £3M medieval castle in Staffordshire, replete with moat and dungeon (!!!), is up for sale.
You can get a walk through below or peruse the sale brochure to see the floor plans and what your £3M will get you.
And thanks to a thriving wedding industry, the castle can make extra dosh renting itself out, just incase you need to invest in a new under butler or something.