Use of the word gross to describe anything from war to the color of paint
Non bed makers
Cricket (the game, not the insect)
I’m sure there is more I am missing but this should give you a good idea of what perplexes me on a daily basis.
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Tomorrow is going to be cold, rainy, and a high of 59F, which means my plans for beaching and other outdoor activities has been curtailed. It may mean I lay in bed reading all day and then getting to work on the reason why I’m up here: to write.
Speaking of which, just found out one of the pieces I submitted for publication has been rejected. I’ve got another pitch floating out there that has a definite timeline, ergo if I don’t hear from them within a set time limit, they thank me for their consideration and please try again at another time.