The reason why I’m making this private is because a good chunk of my 50 closest “non-friends” I either USED to know or USED to work with and well, we are not on friendly terms anymore. I just thought this was funny 🙂 Oh and dojie, I am on DSL and it still took a few minutes to pull up.
Closest 50 non-Friends for 
writergeekgirl:
1: susboid, 2: ladyfirebird, 3: lj_maintenance, 4: gruevy, 5: mitrian, 6: lazygarden, 7: ciannait, 8: techranting, 9: dellaran, 10: wechsler, 11: cutadrift, 12: ivory_temple, 13: lj_nifty, 14: calnhobbes, 15: kentarokurahone, 16: edamame, 17: belle1446, 18: boondocks, 19: snapdad, 20: butterbee, 21: clarsa, 22: trillfreelance, 23: panicsyndrome, 24: benetleilax, 25: gloomcookie613, 26: inkie, 27: dilbert_feed, 28: obfuscate, 29: signal11, 30: foxtrot_feed, 31: twistedlogic, 32: pikajew, 33: ih8you, 34: darthmoo, 35: jennarosczyk, 36: lanthinel, 37: professorbooty, 38: bubblegirl_713, 39: gracilejenn, 40: katiemacalister, 41: kayoko, 42: lilstar78, 43: monkeywriter, 44: anomaly6, 45: ass_hats, 46: dpg16, 47: herph, 48: indigoskynet, 49: jwhorfin, 50: libertarianism
You can get your own here.